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WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on a monday night at 12:00a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you and watching you bleed to death.
Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if u copy and paste this to ten comments in the next ten minutes u will have the best day of ur life tomorrow. u will either get kissed or asked out, if u break this chain u will see a little dead girl in your room tonight. in 53 mins someone will say i love you or im sorry
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Okay what you all just read, or at least skimmed through, was absolutely hilariously ridonkcolous . First off, I didn't write this, I found this "pasta" molding in a Gravity Falls fan art I've found (not linking it sorry). Originally written by a user that I will not mention (again, sorrie).

But all I can say is: gee I hope that's not MY Clarissa that's gone batshit psycho in this funny story huehuehuehuehuehuehuehhehhehue...............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
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TheFarcasPaul Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
I wonder how many people will fall for this.It's extremly simple and lacks of details
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rachetcartoons Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Who will fall for it, no one that's who.
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AssassinJ2 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2015  Student General Artist
And what if I wanna see her in my room? Hehe.
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rachetcartoons Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Then she'll gladly want to play =D
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AssassinJ2 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2015  Student General Artist
Then I hope she's Any good at Call Of Duty.
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rachetcartoons Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2015  Professional Digital Artist
Well her not being a gamer she won't be.
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AssassinJ2 Featured By Owner Sep 14, 2015  Student General Artist
Oh well
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